They Yell Speak Up

Monday, January 30, 2012

overjoyedandundecided:

tamestpterodacytl:

britishbritishbritishbritish:

one day I will be this insanely wealthy. And I will give to charity, but I will still make this (with too much pride)
and think, “Fuck you! Fuck you ALL! I have an AQUARIUM slide!”And I will show it to all of my foes and friends but I will never let them ride,
for it is mine, it is my precious little aquarium slide.
One day I will get married, to a very lovely bride,
but even she will never get onto my FUCKING aquarium slide.
That is all.

if i ever win the lottery, i am going to make this.

#ditto #even though fish scare me #birds do too #and mascots #whatever

tamestpterodacytl:

britishbritishbritishbritish:

one day I will be this insanely wealthy.

And I will give to charity, but I will still make this (with too much pride)

and think, “Fuck you! Fuck you ALL! I have an AQUARIUM slide!”

And I will show it to all of my foes and friends but I will never let them ride,

for it is mine, it is my precious little aquarium slide.

One day I will get married, to a very lovely bride,

but even she will never get onto my FUCKING aquarium slide.

That is all.

if i ever win the lottery, i am going to make this.

#ditto #even though fish scare me #birds do too #and mascots #whatever

Thursday, January 19, 2012

#1 New York Times Bestseller

fishingboatproceeds:

I just received the news that The Fault in Our Stars will debut at #1 on the New York Times bestseller list for YA/chapter books. TFiOS is also #9 on this week’s UK bestseller list for ALL books, which is particularly amazing because it doesn’t even have a UK-specific publisher.

Thank you. Thank you for buying (and, more importantly, reading) The Fault in Our Stars. Thank you for sharing it with your friends and family, and for sticking with me during the many years it took to finish. And thank you for being awesome.

I am so lucky to have such thoughtful and engaged readers who bring my books to their best possible life.

If I knew how to put gifs in my text posts, there would be a really happy one here. Yay!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

I don’t even watch iCarly or Nickelodeon, but I really love Michelle Obama.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

“When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to find some kind of flaw in the character she plays that will still allow her to be palatable. She can’t be overweight or not perfect-looking, because who would pay to see that? A female who is not one hundred per cent perfect-looking in every way? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours. So they make her a Klutz. The hundred-per-cent-perfect-looking female is perfect in every way except that she constantly bonks her head on things. She trips and falls and spills soup on her affable date (Josh Lucas. Is that his name? I know it’s two first names. Josh George? Brad Mike? Fred Tom? Yes, it’s Fred Tom). The Klutz clangs into stop signs while riding her bike and knocks over giant displays of fine china in department stores. Despite being five feet nine and weighing a hundred and ten pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society. But Fred Tom loves her anyway.”

Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via hat-stall)

Marry me <3

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