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BOOM. BIDEN’D.
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TWO SNAPS UP AND A TOBLERONE.
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Did Mitt Romney win Best Supporting Actor?
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“We can be poor in spirit”
Hmmmm funny how my rich life filled with people I love doesn’t PAY THE GOD DAMN BILLS.
-Jess
It looks like she can barely manage to say the second part.
Mitt Romney [source] (via thenoobyorker)
LTMC: Everytime I read this quote, a unicorn dances gaily in my head ‘round a bonfire made from the corpse of my id and superego, whose heads were dashed upon the rocks of this jingoistic tautology. All that’s left is bittersweet enmity and the laughter of mad gods.
(via letterstomycountry)
‘Sup Dawg. I heard you love America, so we put an America into the America you believe in so you can believe in an America millions of Americans believe in while you believe in America.
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…is this English…or…?
(via ethiopienne)
reblogging for the second comment omg
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
Republican presidential frontrunner MITT ROMNEY.
Someone should compile all of this idiot’s quotes into a book called “How To Be And Remain Out Of Touch With The American People For Dummies.”
For real?
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