Mindy Kaling calls BJ Novak
“You’re paid to say that though.”
Her book was AWESOME. I think I liked it even better than Tina Fey’s Bossypants (which is saying something).
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People I Can’t Get Enough Of: 6. Mindy Kaling.
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“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad where they were trying to say like — you know those ads where it’s like, “Don’t download things illegally, et cetera,” —- and the way they did it was they were like, “You wouldn’t steal a purse, would you? You wouldn’t think of stealing a car.” And I was thinking about it, I was watching it and I was like, “You know what? I would steal a car if it was as easy as touching the car and then thirty seconds later I owned the car. And, like, I would steal a car if by stealing the car, the person who owned the car, they got to keep the car. And um, I would also steal a car if no one I had ever met had ever bought a car before in their whole lives.”
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“The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.
Are you kidding me? The thrill of living was high school? Come on, Mr. Cougar Mellencamp. Get a life.” from Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling
Are you kidding me? The thrill of living was high school? Come on, Mr. Cougar Mellencamp. Get a life.” from Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) by Mindy Kaling
“We clung to each other with blind loyalty, like Lord Voldemort and his snake, Nagini. I, of course, was Nagini. If you messed up with one of us, you knew you messed up with both of us, and Voldemort was going to cast a murder spell on you, or Nagini was going to chomp on your jugular.”
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), Mindy Kaling.
Yeah, basically. If tumblr would let me tag people, there are definitely some people who this line made me think of.
Mindy Kaling for BUST magazine Oct./Nov. 2011
MOST AMAZING PERSON EVAH
“When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to find some kind of flaw in the character she plays that will still allow her to be palatable. She can’t be overweight or not perfect-looking, because who would pay to see that? A female who is not one hundred per cent perfect-looking in every way? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours. So they make her a Klutz. The hundred-per-cent-perfect-looking female is perfect in every way except that she constantly bonks her head on things. She trips and falls and spills soup on her affable date (Josh Lucas. Is that his name? I know it’s two first names. Josh George? Brad Mike? Fred Tom? Yes, it’s Fred Tom). The Klutz clangs into stop signs while riding her bike and knocks over giant displays of fine china in department stores. Despite being five feet nine and weighing a hundred and ten pounds, she is basically like a drunk buffalo who has never been a part of human society. But Fred Tom loves her anyway.”
Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via hat-stall)
Marry me <3
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