A German man is patenting a device that he claims can straighten bananas, making them easier to eat, ship, and store. Because how many times has this happened to you?
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Endangered missing since Nov 29th: 5 month old Ke’Mello Warfield (MI) http://bit.ly/yyQsix
The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children classified a 5-month-old Saginaw baby as endangered and missing.
The baby, Ke’Mello Warfield, has been missing since Nov. 29, according to the group’s website.
Authorities say Ke’Mello may be in the company of his mother and may have travelled to Flint or out of the state.
The baby is described as a black male, about 2’ tall and weighing 15 pounds with black hair and brown eyes.
Anyone with information on Ke’Mello’s whereabouts is asked to contact the national hotline at 1-800-843-5678.
Ahaha this skit. Always hilarious.
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Submitted by inspirinquotes
What the fuck.
Bullshit. I don’t need anyone’s validation, thanks. It’s not like I was built without self esteem and need a guy to pull some out of thin air for me. Thank you for informing me that my appearances only mean something once a guy decides they do, and that I’m not worth anything until a guy decides I am. (No seriously, why does this have so many reblogs?)
(also, not my gif. Grrrlpower reblogged it once.)
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Barrio de San Juan, Las Palmas | Canary Islands | Spain (by Sergio Formoso)
I love this show, but… So true :)
lol trufax.
(also, when I watch this show: “omigosh blue is my favorite color, I have herpaderpa-miotic skitzamopic inceffiliss noooo D:”)
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